Fauci Tonk Blues
by Douglas Gilbert
Met her in a gene-stoked lab in ‘olina
and showed me her furin cleavage with a sigh,
she had to spike a glycoprotein on my shoulders
’cause I just can’t seem to drink my science dry
Oh Gain-of-function women
CGG-CGG, so gimmie, the Fauci Tonk blues
She laid a CoV-2 fingerprint in Wuhan, but
I didn’t put up much of a fight,
the lady then covered me in praises
she masked my nose and then she brewed my mind
Oh gain-of-function women
CGG-CGG, so gimmie, the Fauci Tonk blues
Oh gain-of-function women
give me, gimmie, the furin cleavage blues
Gain-of-function women et. al.
give me, give me, Pandora’s brothers too
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“Honky Tonk Women” by The Rolling Stones
Producer: Jimmy Miller
Composers: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards
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